me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
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I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since
Confoosion
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Positive and Negative Traits of the Moon Signs
Moon in Aries Positive: energetic, enterprising, optimistic, idealisticMoon in Aries Negative: impulsive, opinionated, impatient, vain, domineering
Moon in Taurus Positive: trustworthy, determined, warm, affectionate
Moon in Taurus Negative: possessive, rigid, overcautious, obstinate
Moon in Gemini Positive: versatile, witty, charming, lively, amusing
Moon in Gemini Negative: inconsistent, disorganized, manipulating, cunning
Moon in Cancer Positive : imaginative, sympathetic, protective, loyal
Moon in Cancer Negative: moody, possessive, critical, self pitying
Moon in Leo Positive: creative, broad minded, colorful, fun
Moon in Leo Negative: self centered, overbearing, conceited
Moon in Virgo Positive: intellectual, steadfast, responsible, meticulous
Moon in Virgo Negative: argumentative, critical, standoffish, high-strung
Moon in Libra Positive: adaptable, creative, charming, good-natured, diplomatic
Moon in Libra Negative: indecisive, frivolous, dependent
Moon in Scorpio Positive: imaginative, ambitious, emotional, idealistic, determined
Moon in Scorpio Negative: secretive, jealous, resentful, domineering
Moon in Sagittarius Positive: adventurous, optimistic, open minded, sincere
Moon in Sagittarius Negative: restless, irresponsible, careless, uncommitted
Moon in Capricorn Positive: determined, disciplined, responsible, committed
Moon in Capricorn Negative: rigid, pessimistic, opinionated, materialistic
Moon in Aquarius Positive: idealistic, creative, tolerant, open minded
Moon in Aquarius Negative: unpredictable, aloof, tactless, contrary
Moon in Pisces Positive: compassionate, sensitive, loving, creative, loyal
Moon in Pisces Negative: indecisive, vague, secretive, confused, discontented
20 Self Love Affirmations
1. “I am beautiful.”
2. “I love and approve of myself.”
3. “I choose to think thoughts that enhance my life greatly.”
4. “I am worthy.”
5. “I accept myself exactly as I am.”
6. “Forgiveness is the door out of my past.”
7. “When I forgive myself, it is easier for me to forgive others.”
8. “I accept that I cannot change anyone but myself.”
9. “My life is constantly improving.”
10. “I understand that in order to grow, change is needed.”
11. “I flow easily with life.”
12. “I am worthy of forgiveness.”
13. “All experiences are opportunities to grow.”
14. “I welcome positive change with ease.”
15. “I am deeply grateful for all of the wonderful people and things in my life.”
16. “I radiate good health.”
17. “I only give my body goodness.”
18. “I trust my intuition.”
19. “I lovingly think in a positive way.”
20. “I am at peace with myself.”
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When you say “but I love cheese too much!”…
All I can hear is that you value your tastebuds higher than the life of another being. That, to me, is the very definition of speciesim.
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Aries: You can’t rush something you want to last forever.
Taurus: Don’t tell people your plans. Show them your results.
Gemini: You’ll never truly understand until it happens to you.
Cancer: Be careful who you trust, even salt looks like sugar.
Leo: People are not mirrors. They see you completely different than the way you see yourself.
Virgo: Your gut feelings are usually accurate and correct. If you truly feel there’s something, chances are there is.
Libra: Prove yourself to yourself not others.
Scorpio: When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
Sagittarius: I never lie because I don’t fear anyone, you only lie when you are afraid.
Capricorn: Pay close attention to the people who don’t clap when you win.
Aquarius: The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
Pisces: If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
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